No wonder I like Monty Python

Although I don't much like being compared to Woody Allen. Not at all.

the Wit (73% dark, 34% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on dark You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous You scored higher than 33% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Daily Non Sequitur

God, I love Non Sequitur. Sometimes Wiley just nails it.

Bumper stickers

Some of the recent bumper stickers I've seen that I like. Some are funny, but some aren't, and I have to admit I haven't actually seen very many of these on cars. But I still like them...

A village in Texas has lost its idiot.

The road to hell is paved with Republicans.

Why is our children not learning?

Freedom is the distance between church and state.

Against abortion? Then don't have one.

What schools need is a Moment of Science!

When religion ruled the world, they called it The Dark Ages.

Allah protect me from your followers!

Atheism cures religious terrorism.

Bush: Making millionaires into billionaires.

What would Nixon do?

Don't believe everything you think!

Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

Don't pray in our school... I won't think in your church.

Focus on YOUR OWN damn family.

Freedom of religion means ANY religion.

I love my country but fear my government.

If you want a theocracy, move to Iran.

Inve$t in America, buy a congressman.

Last time we mixed religion and politics, people were burned at the stake!

Militant Agnostic: I don't know and you don't either!

One Nation - Under Surveillance

One Nation - Under-Educated

Support faith-based missile defense systems.

Tucker Carlson... weenie?

Good grief. As if there were any doubt TV People (particularly Political TV People) take themselves way too seriously, now we have a genuine TV People Feud.

Tucker Carlson is mad at Jon Stewart.

In case you're wondering, Tucker Carlson is one of the partisan yahoos who yells his way through Crossfire. I haven't watched Crossfire since Michael Kinsley and Pat Buchanan left, so I wasn't sure who he was either.

Gotta side with Stewart on this one. The Daily Show is funny as hell, and Carlson comes across as an uptight butthead.