Yay.

Election Day.

Yippee.

Looking forward to the restoration of single-party rule, in which the national legislative agenda is determined by the Psycho Wing of the Republican Party. It's like the country is being run by J. Edgar Hoover (hint: NOT a good thing).

Here in the progressive state of North Carolina, Jesse Helms is finally retiring, only to be replaced by either Elizabeth "No, really, I'm from North Carolina!" Dole, or by Erskine "Bill who?" Bowles. Where the hell is Terry Sanford when we need him...